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Thrift Store Shampoo
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Nothing to say, Nothing to do, Gonna buy me a bottle of
this thrift store shampoo, Nowhere to sleep, There’s nowhere to dream, Gonna buy me a bottle of this thrift store beauty cream, There’s nowhere to swim, I’m not near an ocean, But I‘m gonna buy me this big ol’ tube of thrift store hand lotion.
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Diatomaceous Earth
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Getaway gateway, Hobnail boot, Purple hearts, Cigarettes, Circle sky root, Band camp, Head clamp, Orange lemon wires, Sugarcreek, Green magnesium fires, Loose end, Big Bend, Susie Cincinnati,Weeping atlas cedars, Clara Bow tie daddy, Nightlife, Jug knife, Balance on a beam, Zodiac Lovers, Number nine dream, Lunchbox, Tip Top, Serve it on a bun, Wouldn’t it be nice to see a total eclipse of the sun?
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Free Jazz Tonite
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Headed uptown, There’s excitement all around me, Excitement everywhere, What to do? Crowded sidewalk, Crowded street, I need something intellectual to feel right, Sign in a club window “Free Jazz Tonite”, Check my I.D. I’m over 21, Hurry down the steps, I gotta run run run, Grab a drink at the bar and I take a seat down low, The musicians are about to start the show, What do I hear? What is this sound? I am overwhelmed with the deepest fascination for this new, fresh, modern music...
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There’s something I’ve been thinking about, Something I’ve been thinking a lot about, Something I’ve been thinking a lot about recently and I’m gonna tell you, I’m gonna tell everybody from the mountaintop, So gather around dummies, That’s right, Come on closer, Get closer to my voice ‘cause I’m gonna tell ya and I’m not gonna hold back this time, Everybody’s overthinking everything and they’re not coming up with solutions, Forget about everybody, Stop listening to everybody now, Who cares? Just listen to yourself, You’re the only one that matters, Who cares what everybody else says? Now go about what you were doing, Thank you for gathering around, Now just go and do what you were doing normally.
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Psychic Surf Hotline
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Thank you for calling the Psychic Surf Hotline, A psychic will be with you in a moment, Press 1 if calling from the Northern Hemisphere, Press 2 if you are calling from the Southern Hemisphere, Press 3 if you donot know which Hemisphere you are calling from, Wipeout, Please choose from the following surfing locations - Rudee Inlet, North End, Croatan, Lake Norman, (indecipherable), Kill Devil Hills, Fort Jefferson, or Lynnhaven Inlet, Press 5 to return to the main menu, Press 9 for a surprise.
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Born in a desert on the hot dry ground, I just popped out and wriggled around, Didn’t go to school, I didn’t touch any books, I learned about life from a plethora of crooks, But I never went hungry, I never missed a
meal ‘cause my mama used to feed me, My mama used to feed me, My mama used to feed me black licorice and cilantro, Ennui set in and I moved to a city where I wore contemporary clothes and my voice wasn’t as gritty, Had a good job and my rent was low, Why I never married or had kids I just don‘t know, But every evening at suppertime I sat in front of the tv with a ladle and a big ol’ bucket of black licorice and cilantro, Sittin’ here in prison, Sittin’ here in prison, I’m sittin’ here in prison for a tedious crime, Got caught, Pled guilty, Now I’m doing the time, Might figure out how to read one of these days, But it can wait, Because today is visitor’s day and my mama’s coming, Like she always does, And she’s gonna smuggle in some black licorice and cilantro.
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Tyler Baum
Tyler Baum collects old ballpoint pens
Current number of pens in his collection (as of 10:06 AM 02/05/2024): 4,338,820
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